{"product_id":"old-dogma-new-tricks-theophilus-monroe-9781649717580","title":"Old Dogma New Tricks","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWorking out sucks! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eEspecially when your girlfriend is like the next Jillian Michaels. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt doesn't help that Layla is a princess. Of like, elves. So beautiful, powerful and regal.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI am preparing to fight like the fate of the world might depend on... me.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMy girlfriend has disappeared back to her world.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eElven legions might attack Earth, there's been a coup attempt and rumors of dead elves coming back to life. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBut something doesn't feel right about all of this...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eBetween surprise wedgies, the folks at my church upset at me, and my talking-cat's Animal Planet addiction...\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's like my whole life is in disarray. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow can I be expected to save anyone, much less the world? \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Theophilus Monroe, Michael Anderle\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 164971758X\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781649717580\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Lmbpn Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/27\/2021\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 314\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.79lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.25w x 0.70d","brand":"Theophilus Monroe","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43987053805823,"sku":"9781649717580","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_aaf029ef-2e9e-4ff9-8490-3058078ba3f6.jpg?v=1683286737","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/old-dogma-new-tricks-theophilus-monroe-9781649717580","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}