{"product_id":"once-upon-a-time-bitches-branden-lanette-9781947814868","title":"Once Upon a Time, Bitches: Design Your Fairytale Life, Control Your Destiny, and Become the Hero in Your Story","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA self-help book for women who loathe self-help but really want to start helping themselves.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSorry to start with bad news but...\u003cbr\u003ePrince Charming doesn't exist\u003cbr\u003eFairy Godmother is drunk.\u003cbr\u003eGlass slippers don't come 2 Day Prime Shipping from Amazon.\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSo, where's the fairytale you were promised?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHi, I'm Branden. Yes, that really is me on the cover. I have a boy's name, a Mom bod, and the tattoos are not photoshopped.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eWould you like a funny, fast-paced, in-your-face, expletive-laced, nothing held back read? \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt turns out there is no magic fairytale, but if YOU work at it enough you can come pretty close to creating your version of a HEA. The best part is, in life, you can continue to make edits until that sh*t reads exactly how you want it to.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs it possible to design a fairytale life? Control your destiny? Be the hero in your story? I believe you can and that's why I wrote this book. I am going to make you a little uncomfortable. Back out now if you aren't ready. Sh*t is about to get real bitches...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eScroll up, hit the buy button, pour a glass of wine if that's your thing, and start reading!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Branden Lanette\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1947814869\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781947814868\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Success in 100 Pages\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/05\/2019\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 114\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.31lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.24d","brand":"Branden Lanette","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48519691567359,"sku":"9781947814868","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_67654d33-73b4-4601-b720-e425073a8c77.jpg?v=1778738230","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/once-upon-a-time-bitches-branden-lanette-9781947814868","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}