{"product_id":"one-man-one-squirrel-zero-david-gregory-9798294361716","title":"One Man. One Squirrel. Zero Donuts.: The Totally True-ish Tale of Revenge and One Very Annoying Squirrel","description":"He just wanted a donut. Instead, he declared war.\u003cbr\u003eHarold Bloom's life is simple: wake up, survive work, and celebrate every Friday with a donut. But when a devious squirrel begins hijacking his morning routine-and his pastries-it triggers an all-out battle between man and rodent.\u003cbr\u003eArmed with bagels, birdseed, and a daughter who's way smarter than him, Harold must reclaim his dignity (and maybe a Boston cream).\u003cbr\u003ePacked with absurd humor, heartwarming chaos, and one extremely annoying squirrel, this totally true-ish tale will have you laughing, cringing, and maybe craving a donut.\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for fans of offbeat family comedies\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e David Gregory\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798294361716\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/31\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 58\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.20lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.12d","brand":"David Gregory","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49148380545279,"sku":"9798294361716","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/one-man-one-squirrel-zero-david-gregory-9798294361716","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}