{"product_id":"one-more-cup-of-coffee-tom-pappalardo-9780998327808","title":"One More Cup Of Coffee","description":"\u003cp\u003eFollow author Tom Pappalardo on a black coffee tour of cafes, diners, and convenience stores, as he travels the potholed side streets and witch-cursed back roads of Western Massachusetts. Grab a table and sit. Nod and smile at whatever the waitress brings you. Does it taste like a 9-volt battery dipped in old, hot Coke? Good. You're in the right place.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eLet this non-travel-guide be your companion as you: \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e* Visit cafes overrun with bespectacled and be-bearded white male writers feverishly tweeting their clever observations.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e* Eavesdrop on snippets of conversation -- perfect for swift and context-free judgment \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e* Seek the approval of old men skulking in diner booths, quizzing you on long-gone local businesses until you admit you're not a \u003cem\u003ereal \u003c\/em\u003etownie.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e* Spiral off on occasional departures from reality.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e* Angrily shake your fist at those consarned millennials with their preferred pronouns and befuddling emoji.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e* Delve into scathing social critiques of corporate coffee chains th-- OH GOD I'M BORED ALREADY.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e* Suffocate as caffeine-fueled paranoia destroys you from within.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e* Sit quietly; stare at phone.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e* Curl into fetal position on a sticky convenience store floor, between the humming refrigerator case and the high fructose sadness.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e* Have some coffee?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Tom Pappalardo\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0998327808\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780998327808\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Object Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 11\/21\/2016\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 156\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.48lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.33d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eReview Citation(s): \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003ePublishers Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e 05\/29\/2017","brand":"Tom Pappalardo","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43927275438335,"sku":"9780998327808","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/products\/img_0ebce6e4-ffc3-401c-a3fc-656407f1b7e9.jpg?v=1681087891","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/one-more-cup-of-coffee-tom-pappalardo-9780998327808","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}