{"product_id":"oops-i-started-a-zombie-jeanette-clarke-9798349439421","title":"Oops! I Started A Zombie Cult","description":"\u003cp\u003eDelaney Rhodes had a plan for the end of the world: outrun zombies in cute dresses, name her pet undead Greg, and definitely avoid emotional attachments. Easy, right? Except now she's accidentally saved a group of clueless survivors who think she's their fearless leader. So much for avoiding the spotlight.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBetween teaching idiot recruits how to decapitate corpses, hoarding sparkly new outfits from abandoned boutiques, and making suspiciously flirty eye contact with Carter-her stoic, maddeningly attractive soldier sidekick-Delaney's got a lot on her plate. And when the cult rumors start flying? She's really in trouble.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut here's the kicker: somehow, this chaotic \"Queen of the Undead\" is actually keeping them all alive. Soon she's juggling zombie hordes, raiders, and one pet zombie named Greg who can't stop trying to eat her boyfriend's boots.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat's a reluctant cult leader to do-especially when she's breaking her own rule against falling in love?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor Delaney, the apocalypse is a ridiculous ride of mismatched survivors, hilarious near-death experiences, and a growing horde of new followers (undead and otherwise). One thing's for sure: this is not how she expected her life to go...but at least the sex is great.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Jeanette Clarke\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798349439421\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Fableworks Publishing Co\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/01\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 250\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.68lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.62d","brand":"Jeanette Clarke","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48520050999551,"sku":"9798349439421","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_05bbfcc4-a51c-44ca-afce-0623c293ec63.jpg?v=1778740439","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/oops-i-started-a-zombie-jeanette-clarke-9798349439421","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}