{"product_id":"operation-poodle-c-beaujolais-9798281627856","title":"Operation Poodle: How to Train A President","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"All governments lie, but some governments are controlled.\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe most dangerous weapon in 'Operation Poodle' isn't a bomb or a bullet-it's a narcissist with delusions of competence. When Russian intelligence identifies James Preston-a debt-ridden tycoon consumed by his own mythology-they recognize the perfect mark. A simple financial bailout in Budapest evolves into history's most audacious intelligence operation. Preston rises from failed developer to reality TV spectacle to the highest office in America, guided by handlers whose existence he barely acknowledges.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom Moscow's sterile planning rooms to the gaudy excesses of Preston's mansion, this razor-sharp satire untangles the leash of influence through election interference, judicial appointments, and international crises. In a world where a social media CEO blames a malfunctioning brain implant for policy decisions and a Vice President's taxidermied \"friends\" witness his subtle manoeuvres, even the most meticulously orchestrated plans take unexpected turns.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe most unsettling aspect isn't how outlandish the premise seems-but how eerily plausible it feels. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eA darkly compelling thriller that blurs the line between fiction and tomorrow's headlines.\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"Disturbingly accurate.\" - Former KGB Agent [REDACTED]\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"A masterpiece of political intrigue. Five stars!\" - ChatGPT (after 3 prompts)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"This really does need some work, dear.\" - The Author's Mum\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"FAKE NEWS!\" -FFOTUS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e C. Beaujolais\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798281627856\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/17\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 126\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.29lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.81h x 5.06w x 0.27d","brand":"C. Beaujolais","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":47072304070911,"sku":"9798281627856","price":6.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_655b9dcb-bb14-4afe-b422-fcc5437bb791.jpg?v=1753416405","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/operation-poodle-c-beaujolais-9798281627856","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}