{"product_id":"oxen-and-morons-michael-d-young-9798332521645","title":"Oxen and Morons: Book II of \"A Wonderful Week for a Quest\"","description":"\u003cp\u003eFour impossible enemies. One ridiculous prophecy. And a quest powered by tacos and bad decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe first musical quest was only the beginning.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAfter celebrating a hard-won victory a little too enthusiastically, Bellissimo wakes up with a taco hangover and a very inconvenient realization. The Uppercase prophecy is not finished with them yet. This time, it is her turn.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTo complete her part of the prophecy, Bellissimo must face the Beandom's four fearsome Oxymorons: the Little Giant, the Jumbo Shrimp, the Living Dead, and the Moronic Ox. Defeating them is the only way to reach the legendary One Bean and claim the long-lost Treasure of Ages.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere is just one problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe has to do it with Sir Roderick.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs the quest spirals into chaos, Bellissimo must navigate deadly challenges, increasingly questionable plans, and a partner whose ego might be more dangerous than the enemies they face. Along the way, she begins to realize that the treasure may not be what matters most.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat she really wants is something far more elusive.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSleep.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn this laugh-out-loud installment of the Wonderful Week for a Quest series, the adventure gets bigger, stranger, and even more unpredictable.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for readers who love: \u003cbr\u003e- Humorous fantasy packed with absurd twists\u003cbr\u003e- Epic quests that refuse to take themselves seriously\u003cbr\u003e- Strong, witty heroines and over-the-top companions\u003cbr\u003e- Fast-paced adventures with heart and ridiculous stakes\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor fans of Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, and wildly imaginative fantasy worlds.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFour Oxymorons. One prophecy. And a hero who just wants to sleep in.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Michael D. Young\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798332521645\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 08\/01\/2024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 156\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.48lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.33d","brand":"Michael D. Young","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48851297894655,"sku":"9798332521645","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/oxen-and-morons-michael-d-young-9798332521645","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}