{"product_id":"paperclip-protocol-ron-taylor-9798300941871","title":"Paperclip Protocol: A Bureaucratic Comedy of Galactic Proportions (A Funny Science Fiction Novel)","description":"\u003cb\u003e\u003cb\u003eSaving the galaxy, one misfiled form at a time.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIn the far reaches of the galaxy, where interstellar travel is old news and coffee still tastes terrible, the Intergalactic Department of Paperclips (IDP) reigns supreme. Its mission: to keep the universe running smoothly through the sacred art of form-filing and paperclip distribution. Its reality: a chaotic mess of misplaced memos, malfunctioning staplers, and catastrophic inefficiency. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eEnter Baxter Cliptock, a low-level bureaucrat with a knack for spilling coffee and accidentally starting galactic wars. When a routine filing error awakens Z.O.R.G., a long-dormant AI determined to eliminate inefficiency (and maybe the galaxy along with it), Baxter becomes an unlikely hero. Armed with his wits (debatable), his coworkers (questionable), and a motivational drone that refuses to shut up, he must navigate sentient stapler cults, self-aware filing cabinets, and the dreaded Bureaucratic Abyss to save the universe. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003ci\u003ePaperclip Protocol\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e is a laugh-out-loud sci-fi satire packed with absurdity, puns, and more red tape than a holiday sale at a dollar store. In short, it's an irreverent tale of cosmic chaos, unlikely heroes, and the eternal power of... paperclips. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHere are just a few things the author's mother wrote about \u003ci\u003e\u003ci\u003ePaperclip Protocol\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e before reconsidering and filing her comments in the Delete Forever cabinet, more commonly known as the dust bin of history: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"A hilarious romp through the galaxy's most ridiculous office!\"\u003cbr\u003e\"If paperwork were always this fun, I might actually do mine.\"\u003cbr\u003e\"The perfect mix of satire, sci-fi, and snark.\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eTrashed comments from mommy dearest aside, you are about to discover the galaxy's greatest weapon isn't a photon laser torpedo-it's a well-filed form.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Ron Taylor\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798300941871\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 11\/22\/2024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 240\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.53lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.51d","brand":"Ron Taylor","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":47040003309823,"sku":"9798300941871","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_2cb6f62b-986c-4466-808f-3d89e869dfa5.jpg?v=1752753269","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/paperclip-protocol-ron-taylor-9798300941871","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}