{"product_id":"parade-of-malfeasance-joseph-goosey-9780999713860","title":"Parade of Malfeasance","description":"\u003cp\u003eServals have the fastest paw strike\u003cbr\u003eof any living feline.\u003cbr\u003eBlue whales have the biggest babies\u003cbr\u003eand if spiders weighed 238lbs\u003cbr\u003emaybe then we'd give a fuck\u003cbr\u003ewhile hailing our methods humane\u003cbr\u003ebut for now our capillaries\u003cbr\u003echug Keystone, \u003cbr\u003epixelated worlds become womb, \u003cbr\u003ecassowaries won't eat a local newborn, \u003cbr\u003eand swapping out urinal cakes\u003cbr\u003epays nine an hour\u003cbr\u003eplus transportation\u003cbr\u003eto and from\u003cbr\u003ewhatever holes we crawl.\u003cbr\u003eThis ecology is too spicy.\u003cbr\u003eRemember the declaration of independence\u003cbr\u003efrom ever again cooking with jalape o\u003cbr\u003ebefore buttstuffs?\u003cbr\u003eOnce\u003cbr\u003ethere was a tiger who choked\u003cbr\u003eon a good time.\u003cbr\u003eOnce\u003cbr\u003ethere was a boy who ached granular.\u003cbr\u003eOnce\u003cbr\u003ethose two bred\u003cbr\u003eand a children's book was sold...\u003cbr\u003e...the author of which is a scumbag.\u003cbr\u003eWe sing a hymn in her honor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Joseph Goosey\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0999713868\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780999713860\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Emp\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/11\/2020\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 94\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.21lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.00h x 5.00w x 0.23d","brand":"Joseph Goosey","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43987522650367,"sku":"9780999713860","price":11.67,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_6e01db74-5c81-47c0-ba02-8f70ba0aa2d7.jpg?v=1683289490","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/parade-of-malfeasance-joseph-goosey-9780999713860","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}