{"product_id":"pedoclown-vector-toons-9798616939135","title":"Pedoclown: Can't Catch A Break","description":"Pedoclown says inappropriate things. He carries needles that really sting. Pedoclown has a sketchy past. And scares potential customers away fast. He makes balloons in the shape of a penis. And considers himself a marketing genius. Pedoclown invested in a bouncy castle. But finding new customers is always a hassle. He silences children with chloroform. And always offers you fresh popcorn. Pedoclown finds kids by using his dog. And has bizarre internal dialogue. He always offers a variety of treats. And his puppet shows simply can't be beat. Pedoclown is always drinking like a fish. Because he's on a permanent sex offender list. He tries to convince you with a van full of cake. But Pedoclown just can't catch a break.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Brad Gosse\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 861693913X\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798616939135\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 02\/22\/2020\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 30\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.21lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 8.50w x 0.08d","brand":"Brad Gosse","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44070302449919,"sku":"9798616939135","price":10.91,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_8cbbcc57-f3d5-4fe5-9a0b-319fd74e1a2d.jpg?v=1685429557","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/pedoclown-vector-toons-9798616939135","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}