{"product_id":"peeling-the-blue-onion-a-i-pulp-9798282549836","title":"Peeling the Blue Onion: An eye-watering hydroponic sci-fi drama featuring a rogue Penguin Robot and a flask-wielding Dolphin Scientist.","description":"\u003cp\u003eBeneath the surface of a forgotten sea, on a secret hydroponic farm cultivating translucent blue onions, something is... leaking. Emotion. Memory. Maybe even purpose.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeet Dolf - a brilliant, melancholic dolphin with opposable thumbs and a PhD in Cryo-Gastronomy. And Ping - a chrome-plated robot penguin with a processor full of repressed grief and a taste for abstract sauces.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTogether, they discover that these genetically engineered onions don't just grow tears - they harvest the past.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat begins as a culinary experiment spirals into a tear-wrenching odyssey of post-emotional sabotage, seafood syndicates, and the ethics of edible nostalgia.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeeling the Blue Onion\u003c\/b\u003e is a genre-bending retrofuturistic novel that blends absurd science, emotional depth, and deadpan humor. Perfect for fans of Vonnegut, Lem, or the IKEA instruction manual for the soul.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e A. I. Pulp\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798282549836\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/05\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 192\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.58lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.44d","brand":"A. I. Pulp","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48851047252223,"sku":"9798282549836","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/peeling-the-blue-onion-a-i-pulp-9798282549836","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}