{"product_id":"peggy-peggington-brad-gosse-9798292262145","title":"Peggy Peggington: Loves to Peg","description":"Peggy Peggington Loves to Peg\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eLet's get one thing straight: this is a non-children's book... for very disturbed adults.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003ePeggy Peggington Loves to Peg\u003c\/i\u003e is the laugh-out-loud, highly inappropriate, double-entendre-filled picture book you didn't know your morally bankrupt bookshelf needed. It's got rhymes. It's got cartoons. It's got a woman named Peggy and, well... she pegs. A lot. She pegs everything from squirrels and clowns to priests and puppets, all with the cheerful energy of a preschool teacher on her third mimosa.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat begins as a tale of whimsical hobbyism quickly unravels into an absurd, unhinged celebration of obsession, dominance, and deeply questionable decision-making, all masked in delightful rhyme and illustrated like a Saturday morning cartoon fever dream.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs it clever? Maybe. Is it subtle? Not even remotely. But it \u003ci\u003eis\u003c\/i\u003e hilarious... assuming your sense of humor permanently stalled out somewhere between the fourth grade and your third failed relationship.\u003c\/p\u003eHere's what you'll find inside this deranged delight: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA full-color illustrated storybook parody that looks like it belongs in a kindergarten class... until it doesn't.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWholesome childhood imagery crashing headfirst into full-blown adult degeneracy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnough double meanings to make a Boy Scout leader sweat and a Freudian blush.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA strong female protagonist who just wants to peg in peace, but also in public, in private, and probably in your nightmares.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003eWho's this book for?\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003ePeggy Peggington Loves to Peg\u003c\/i\u003e makes the \u003cb\u003eperfect gift for: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour weirdest friend (you know the one)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe coworker who lives for HR violations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour cousin who never quite outgrew \"That's what she said\" jokes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA bachelor or bachelorette party that needs one final push off the moral cliff\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour therapist (as a cry for help or a power move)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYourself, because you have excellent taste in comedy and zero shame\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is not a book for kids. Not unless you want to be in a very awkward meeting with Child Protective Services. But for adults who love twisted humor, awkward rhymes, and giggling at things you definitely shouldn't be giggling at, this book delivers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo if you've ever wanted a storybook that combines the tone of a sweet little tale with the content of an unfiltered group chat at 2 a.m., look no further.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePeggy's got her toolkit.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eShe's got her rope.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAnd she's ready to peg your soul into the void, with love.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"The safe word is okay, but please go ahead.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBuy it. Gift it. Read it in the bathroom so your family doesn't judge you. We know it'll make you laugh, cringe, and question everything you thought you knew about tent pegs.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Brad Gosse\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798292262145\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/12\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 36\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.24lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 8.50w x 0.09d","brand":"Brad Gosse","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48437506441471,"sku":"9798292262145","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_ccbfafd6-7714-4b1b-803c-9898292839e8.jpg?v=1777162277","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/peggy-peggington-brad-gosse-9798292262145","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}