{"product_id":"people-are-unappealing-sara-barron-9780307382450","title":"People Are Unappealing: Even Me: True Stories of Our Collective Capacity to Irritate and Annoy","description":"Born the child of a homo and a hypochondriac (Okay, okay. Her dad's not really a homosexual. He just acts like it. Her mom, however, really is a hypochondriac), Sara Barron never stood a chance of being normal. At age eleven, she starts writing porn (\"He humped me wildly with his wiener\"). At twelve, she gets mistaken for a trannie. The pre-op sort, no less. By seventeen, she's featured on the Jerry Springer Show. And that's all before she hits New York. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003ePeople Are Unappealing\u003c\/i\u003e tells the strange, funny, and sometimes filthy stories of Sara Barron's twisted suburban upbringing and deranged attempt at taking the Big Apple by storm-first as an actor (then a waiter), then a dancer (then a waiter), then a comic (then a waiter). It's there that she meets the ex-boyfriend turned street clown. The silk pajama-clad poet. The OCD Xanax addict who refuses to have sex wearing any fewer than three condoms. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBarron has a knack for attracting the unattractive. \u003ci\u003ePeople Are Unappealing\u003c\/i\u003e is her wickedly funny look at the dark side of humanity.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Sara Barron\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0307382451\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780307382450\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Crown Publishing Group (NY)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/10\/2009\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 224\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.35lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.24w x 0.49d","brand":"Sara Barron","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48086470131967,"sku":"9780307382450","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_57f68d01-0549-4dca-af97-a4883dec63b2.jpg?v=1769094850","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/people-are-unappealing-sara-barron-9780307382450","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}