{"product_id":"peter-crouch-book-3-peter-crouch-9781529106596","title":"Peter Crouch Book 3","description":"\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb\u003e'The funniest man in British sport' - Metro \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003eFeatured on BBC Radio 2 with Chris Evans \u003c\/i\u003e You become a footballer because you love football. And then you are a footballer, and you're suddenly in the strangest, most baffling world of all. A world where one team-mate comes to training in a bright red suit with matching top-hat, cane and glasses, without any actual glass in them, and another has so many sports cars they forget they have left a Porsche at the train station. Even when their surname is incorporated in the registration plate. So walk with me into the dressing-room, to find out which players refuse to touch a football before a game, to discover why a load of millionaires never have any shower-gel, and to hear what Cristiano Ronaldo says when he looks at himself in the mirror. We will go into post-match interviews, make fools of ourselves on social media and try to ensure that we never again pay  250 for a haircut that should have cost a tenner. We'll be coached and cajoled by Harry Redknapp, upset Rafa Benitez and be soothed by the sound of an accordion played by Sven-Goran Eriksson's assistant Tord Grip. There will be some very bad music and some very bad decisions. I am Peter Crouch. This is \u003ci\u003eHow To Be A Footballer\u003c\/i\u003e. Shall we? \u003cb\u003eCan't get enough of Crouch? Tune into \u003ci\u003eThat Peter Crouch Podcast \u003c\/i\u003eon Radio 5 Live\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Peter Crouch\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1529106591\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781529106596\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Ebury Press\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/13\/2023\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 304\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.83lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.20h x 6.13w x 0.86d","brand":"Peter Crouch","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44071588200703,"sku":"9781529106596","price":28.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_741ebdf4-0209-4b8e-a3a5-f32500478d33.jpg?v=1685436991","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/peter-crouch-book-3-peter-crouch-9781529106596","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}