{"product_id":"petty-thoughts-i-didnt-act-h-a-cornman-9798258876140","title":"Petty Thoughts I Didn't Act On (Mostly): A Relatable Humor Book About Overthinking, Everyday Life, and the Thoughts We Don't Say Out Loud","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou know that moment when you almost say something... and then don't?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis book lives in that moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePetty Thoughts I Didn't Act On (Mostly)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eA Relatable Humor Book About Overthinking, Everyday Life, and the Thoughts We Don't Say Out Loud\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a sharp, funny, and painfully relatable collection of internal commentary-everything you thought but kept to yourself because you're a functional adult.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom overanalyzing text messages...\u003cbr\u003eto mentally winning arguments that never happened...\u003cbr\u003eto planning a full life reset over something minor...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ethis is what's happening behind the calm, polite version of you everyone else sees.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's not mean.\u003cbr\u003eIt's not unhinged.\u003cbr\u003eIt's just honest-edited for public safety.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you've ever: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epaused before answering because your real response was not appropriate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ereplayed a conversation later and fixed it in your head\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eagreed to plans and immediately questioned it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eor quietly judged a situation while smiling like everything was fine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e...you're going to recognize yourself here.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis isn't about saying everything you think.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's about acknowledging that you thought it in the first place.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd maybe realizing you're not the only one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMostly kidding.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMostly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e H. A. Cornman\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798258876140\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/25\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 226\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.68lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.52d","brand":"H. A. Cornman","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49172982989055,"sku":"9798258876140","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/petty-thoughts-i-didnt-act-h-a-cornman-9798258876140","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}