{"product_id":"pies-and-perps-patti-petrone-miller-9798330445431","title":"Pies and Perps","description":"\u003cstrong\u003eDive into the deliciously absurd world of \"Pies and Perps: A WHISPERING FALLS Story,\" where baking is serious business and the fate of the universe depends on a perfect pie!\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cp\u003eIn the quirky town of Whispering Falls, Poppy and Lucy are more than just talented bakers-they're the culinary cosmos's last hope. When interdimensional beings start pilfering pie toppings, wreaking havoc across their quiet town, they're thrust into an unexpected role: cosmic guardians. Armed with enchanted rolling pins, an arsenal of magical ingredients, and their indomitable spirit, these two friends must whip up more than just desserts to save their home.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs they bake their way through a series of increasingly bizarre alternate realities, Poppy and Lucy will have to: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUncover the Mystery\u003c\/strong\u003e: What do sentient desserts and nefarious void-beings want with their pies, and why are they targeting Whispering Falls?\u003cstrong\u003eTangle with the Toppings\u003c\/strong\u003e: From frosting-fiends to dough-devouring demons, they'll face off against the most bizarre culinary creatures imaginable.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOutwit the Cosmos\u003c\/strong\u003e: To save their town, they'll need to outsmart a mad scientist professor with a penchant for pastry experiments, a bookish ghost-whisperer who speaks in riddles, and a topping-based entity named Crumb who may hold the key to it all.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn a world where reality can be altered with a sprinkle of sugar and the right incantation, Poppy and Lucy will have to use every trick in their cookbook to prevent the entire culinary cosmos from collapsing into a black hole of burnt crusts and soggy bottoms. With a cast of characters as colorful as a bag of Everlasting Gobstoppers, this story is a feast for the imagination, blending humor, heart, and just the right amount of supernatural spice.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for fans of Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, and anyone who's ever wondered what would happen if \"The Great British Bake Off\" collided with \"Doctor Who,\" \"Pies and Perps\" serves up a heaping slice of adventure that will leave you hungry for more.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGrab your cosmic whisk and prepare to embark on a culinary quest like no other, where the stakes are as high as a seven-layer cake and the laughs are as sweet as a spoonful of sugar. Because when interdimensional pastry-thieves threaten reality as we know it, only one thing is certain: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe fate of all realities hangs in the balance, and only the perfect pie can save us now!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuthors Note: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDear Wonderful Readers, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWelcome to a delightful Halloween adventure! If you're in the mood for a heartwarming, family-friendly tale that captures the spirit of the season, you've come to the right place. This book is perfect for readers of all ages, from tweens to adults, who enjoy a touch of mystery and excitement without explicit content.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhile you won't find intense romance or mature themes here, what awaits you is a charming story filled with autumn magic, gentle thrills, and memorable characters. It's the kind of book that brings families together, sparking conversations and creating lasting memories.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo, grab a cozy blanket, brew your favorite hot beverage, and get ready to immerse yourself in a Halloween experience that's fun, engaging, and suitable for everyone. Happy reading, and may this story bring joy and a dash of spooky delight to your autumn!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Patti Petrone Miller\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798330445431\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e AP Miller Productions\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/01\/2024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 234\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.77lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.53d","brand":"Patti Petrone Miller","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48588139397375,"sku":"9798330445431","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/pies-and-perps-patti-petrone-miller-9798330445431","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}