{"product_id":"pirate-penguin-vs-ninja-chicken-ray-friesen-9781603094979","title":"Pirate Penguin Vs Ninja Chicken Volume 3: Macaroni and Bees?!?","description":"\u003cb\u003eYou're telling me this pirate is a penguin That's not all, buddy. This ninja... is a chicken. And in their THIRD ridiculous book together, they're even funnier than ever!\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eYour favorite Flightless Fighting Friends, those Bouncy Battle Birds are back! In fact, they never left! They've been standing right behind you this whole time! But in a fun way, not a creepy way. Don't turn around. Or do! I'm not the boss of you. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003ePirate Penguin vs Ninja Chicken (Book Three): Macaroni and BEES?!?\u003c\/i\u003e contains: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e-- A big pile of random comics on important topics such as werewolf shampoo, frivolous time travel, and anti-gravity popcorn\u003cbr\u003e-- Absolutely no Macaroni OR Bees\u003cbr\u003e-- The Top Secret Long Lost origin story of Pirate Penguin (hint: he's probably from space)\u003cbr\u003e-- AND finally, after all this time, the ultimate versus, to decide who will win the friendship once and for all! (hint: Ninja Chicken) \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAlso! As a bonus, using state of the art inflatable-origami-technology, this book can transform into over 8 types of hats, to help you express your entire personality through headgear, the Pirate Penguin Way. Note: any folding or inflating of this book may cause it to get ruined forever, but it's totally fine, don't worry about it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Ray Friesen\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1603094970\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781603094979\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Top Shelf Productions\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 09\/21\/2021\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 64\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.58lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.75h x 6.79w x 0.45d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eReview Citation(s): \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eKirkus Reviews\u003c\/i\u003e 07\/01\/2021","brand":"Ray Friesen","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":44049698423039,"sku":"9781603094979","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_69e7919c-87e4-447d-acfc-cbbcebbe3bbf.jpg?v=1685002976","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/pirate-penguin-vs-ninja-chicken-ray-friesen-9781603094979","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}