{"product_id":"plants-please-geoffrey-zachary-9798290078649","title":"Plants, Please!: One Vegan's Journey Through the Carnivorous Planet","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePlants, Please! One Vegan's Journey Through the Carnivorous Planet\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eFrom Goat Cheese in Paris to Steak in Buenos Aires - The Hilarious Struggle to Stay Vegan Abroad\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBy Geoffrey Zachary\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMeat. Cheese. Eggs. Existential Dread.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eArmed with oat milk, an overpacked moral compass, and wildly misplaced confidence, Ivy Greene set off to explore the world - only to discover that beyond the leafy safety of her Brighton café, the planet runs almost entirely on animal products... and quiet judgement.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom being \u003ci\u003eaccidentally\u003c\/i\u003e served goat brain in Morocco, to barely surviving Argentina's steak obsession, to realising that in France, cheese isn't food - it's a birthright - Ivy's attempt to stay vegan abroad spirals into an international obstacle course of culinary culture clashes, awkward translations, and the occasional hummus-fuelled breakdown.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut this isn't just a travel memoir. It's a gloriously chaotic, brutally honest, laugh-out-loud account of: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔ Moral meltdowns in the face of meat markets and fondue festivals\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔ Accidentally dating a carnivorous, annoyingly handsome travel vlogger\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔ Surviving whale meat proposals, altitude sickness, and the Cheese Wheel that haunts her dreams\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔ The relentless, passive-aggressive power of feta, shrimp paste, and \"vegetarian\" air quotes\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔ How to pack quinoa bars for five continents - and still run out by week three\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔ Why love and lettuce \u003ci\u003emight\u003c\/i\u003e just be able to coexist... eventually\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're proudly plant-based, occasionally oat-milk-curious, or just here for the schadenfreude of watching a morally rigid vegan unravel in a carnivorous world, this book delivers the ultimate blend of: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Geoffrey Zachary\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798290078649\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/28\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 338\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.00lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.76d\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Geoffrey Zachary","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49169661985023,"sku":"9798290078649","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/plants-please-geoffrey-zachary-9798290078649","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}