{"product_id":"platypus-sacrifice-performed-at-the-gayne-c-young-9798246198056","title":"Platypus Sacrifice Performed at the Acuña Cartel: A Jett Turner Misadventure: Book #3","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eI thought writing for a cartel boss was painful. Then I got stabbed by a platypus. Twice.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe name's Jett Turner and my writing about Acuña Cartel head Tito \"El Tigre\" Calderón has turned my life into a mosaic of absolute insanity. This past month has seen me get poisoned by the aforementioned animal (Yeah, they're venomous. Look it up!), survive a plane crash, deal with a clowder of feral cats, and go toe-to-toe with a Santería priest and my witch doctor of a housekeeper. Throw in two DEA agents who awarded me Informant-of-the-Month status and won't leave my pool, a dangerously seductive stewardess, and an Australian who has a bong crafted from a koala skull, and you get an idea of what I'm up against in my want to live a happy semi-retired life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis third misadventure that is my life is rated R for language, crude humor, and insanely bizarre circumstances but rates an A+ for all of the aforementioned and entertainment value.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003ePlatypus Sacrifice Performed at the Acuña Cartel\u003c\/i\u003e is Book 3 in the wildly popular Jett Turner Misadventures series. Check out the rest of the books in the series: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBook 1: \u003ci\u003eTiger Tales from the Acuña Cartel\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBook 2: \u003ci\u003ePanda Jelly Served at the Acuña Cartel\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Gayne C. Young\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798246198056\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/29\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 268\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.80lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.56d","brand":"Gayne C. Young","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48440692670719,"sku":"9798246198056","price":12.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_369b7b2d-4ea2-4b2a-97d3-6ff303ee494f.jpg?v=1777184173","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/platypus-sacrifice-performed-at-the-gayne-c-young-9798246198056","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}