{"product_id":"please-dont-touch-that-rajesh-seshadri-9798245505831","title":"Please Don't Touch That: Do's, Don'ts, and definite Don't-You-Dares for the Global Desi.","description":"\u003cb\u003e\"Arre, look... the world doesn't have a \u003ci\u003e'thoda adjust maadi'\u003c\/i\u003e button.\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEver wondered why your friendly Indian head-wobble makes a Finnish CEO think you're having a neurological event? Or why your innocent \u003ci\u003e\"shabaash\"\u003c\/i\u003e back-pat in a New York office could lead to a soul-crushing HR meeting?\u003cbr\u003eIn \u003cb\u003ePlease Don't Touch That\u003c\/b\u003e, seasoned C-suite veteran and professional life-watcher \u003cb\u003eRajesh Seshadri\u003c\/b\u003e returns with an unapologetic, rib-tickling guide to the \u003cb\u003eDo's, Don'ts, and definite Don't-You-Dares\u003c\/b\u003e of global travel. While Book 1 was about the \"What,\" Book 2 is about the \"How\"-as in, \u003ci\u003ehow\u003c\/i\u003e to stay out of a Singaporean jail and \u003ci\u003ehow\u003c\/i\u003e to find your soul in a land of dry toilet paper.\u003cbr\u003eWhether it's the high-stakes \u003ci\u003e\"Salami of Skin\"\u003c\/i\u003e at the Vatican gate, the \u003ci\u003e\"Green Dot\"\u003c\/i\u003e struggle in a French bistro, or the \u003ci\u003e\"Quiet Sunday\"\u003c\/i\u003e dogma of Germany, Rajesh decodes the invisible boundaries that separate a \u003cb\u003eGlobal Citizen\u003c\/b\u003e from a confused tourist.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eInside this hilarious survival guide, you'll discover: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe Handshake vs. The Bow vs. The Kiss: \u003c\/b\u003e How to greet the world without accidentally proposing or head-butting a stranger.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe Food War: \u003c\/b\u003e A survival kit for \u003cb\u003eVegetarians\u003c\/b\u003e facing \"Chicken-is-a-vegetable\" logic, and \u003cb\u003eNon-Vegetarians\u003c\/b\u003e suffering from chronic \"Spice Withdrawal.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe Fine Print: \u003c\/b\u003e Why \"Delhi-style\" road rage in Dubai or jaywalking in Singapore is a one-way ticket to a very expensive disaster.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe Lota Legacy: \u003c\/b\u003e A tactical approach to surviving a world that thinks a roll of sandpaper is an appropriate hygiene tool.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cb\u003eFunny, candid, and packed with \"Uncle-wisdom,\" this is the ultimate manifesto for every Desi soul who wants to conquer the world-without losing their identity (or their passport).\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Rajesh Seshadri\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798245505831\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/25\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 170\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.38lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.39d","brand":"Rajesh Seshadri","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49171992051967,"sku":"9798245505831","price":9.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/please-dont-touch-that-rajesh-seshadri-9798245505831","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}