{"product_id":"poems-to-poop-by-brian-boone-9781250324023","title":"Poems to Poop by: Silly Sonnets, Lewd Limericks, and Other Bathroom Rhymes to Pass the Time","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCheeky verse for loads of bathroom fun!\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"Brilliant from one end to the next!\" --T. P. Eliot, \"The Waste Land\"\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"A literary laxative for our times!\" --Elizabeth Barrett Browning, \"To Flush, My Toilet\"\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003ePoems to Poop by\u003c\/i\u003e will relax and entertain you and your bathroom guests whenever nature calls. Find humor and relief in this witty, toilet-friendly treasury featuring hundreds of outhouse odes, poo haikus, Insta-poems, and joyfully silly rhymes to pass the time. Keep this colon-clearing collection toilet-side or take it with you wherever you go! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e- Treat yourself to a poetic poop break anytime you need it\u003cbr\u003e- Enjoy updated classics like \"Tinkle, Tinkle, Little Star,\" \"One Flush, Two Flush,\" and \"Stopping to Pee on a Snowy Evening\"\u003cbr\u003e- Indulge your love of bathroom humor with verse that's sure to move you\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Brian Boone\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1250324025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781250324023\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Castle Point Books\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/05\/2024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 128\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.39lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.09h x 4.96w x 0.39d","brand":"Brian Boone","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44583942914303,"sku":"9781250324023","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_c0a24789-1b86-4293-aaa5-e39fd02390d0.jpg?v=1701884397","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/poems-to-poop-by-brian-boone-9781250324023","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}