{"product_id":"politically-erect-paddy-kelly-9781786951847","title":"Politically Erect","description":"\u003cp\u003eIn 1971 there were only three ways out of the soul-crushing, abject poverty of the Jersey City shithole of a slum they called the Duncan Avenue Federal Housing Project; prison, the military or the likely end to both - death.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn the spirit of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., Billy Chance had a dream: to become a doctor. \u003cbr\u003e All he'd have to do is finish high school, (something no one else in his family had ever done before), find a shit load of money, (something else no one else in his family had ever done), and get accepted to college, something no one . . . well you get the idea. After that of course he'd have to find a shit load more money, get accepted to med school and graduate. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFortunately there was an answer to all his problems; sign up to be a Navy corpsman and volunteer for LBJ's little party down in the South Pacific called the Viet Nam War.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePolitically Erect is a novel dealing with the lighter side of mutilation, death, genocide, widespread political corruption, international conflict and potential global destruction. It's a fiction based on actual experiences with fictionally informed political leaders who were artificially qualified to wage real war and features actual dead people. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou know, a comedy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e You can't fool all the people all of the time.\u003cbr\u003e But if you do, it usually only lasts for four years.\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Paddy Kelly\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1786951843\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781786951847\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Fiction4all\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/13\/2018\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 414\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.89lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.81h x 5.06w x 0.85d","brand":"Paddy Kelly","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48241497080063,"sku":"9781786951847","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_e66e1632-a24c-4bc6-8f24-a3a495514610.jpg?v=1772654673","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/politically-erect-paddy-kelly-9781786951847","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}