{"product_id":"preschool-confidential-sandi-kahn-shelton-9781544071756","title":"Preschool Confidential","description":"\u003cb\u003e\"Laugh-out-loud comments and astute remarks will help lighten any mother's load and keep things in perspective...This is a refreshing look at child rearing, written in short sections that can be read in five to ten minutes a perfect fit for a mother's schedule.\" -\u003ci\u003eLibrary Journal\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSo you thought the difficult stage was over: the midnight feedings, the colic, the breast pumps, the endless diaper changings. Just when you thought you'd reached the blissful stretch of parenthood...here come the toddler\/preschool years  \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eOnly Sandi Kahn Shelton could deliver such a dead-on, hilarious, true-ringing look at the walking, talking, crazy years. In Preschool Confidential, she explores such universal topics as: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e--Dealing with the mutiny in the checkout line (aka: begging or bribing?).\u003cbr\u003e--Presenting scientific proof that toddlers ask 437 questions per day.\u003cbr\u003e --Unveiling the four \"answers\" that any parent can recycle to respond to any toddler's question.\u003cbr\u003e--Understanding day-care romances. to ask (at the most inopportune moments).\u003cbr\u003e --Dissecting the anatomy of a birthday party (or how to control a group of four-year-olds without ropes or sedatives).\u003cbr\u003e--Cooking purple mashed potatoes, and emergency tactics to stave off a hunger strike.\u003cbr\u003e--And much more  \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ePreschool Confidential will have you howling at the apt, accurate, and painfully honest look at the preschool years   \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"The true successor to Erma Bombeck's throne.\"\u003ci\u003e-WorkingMother magazine\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"For frazzled working moms, columnist Sandi Kahn Shelton's funny essays on parenting are a fail-safe way to lighten up.\" -\u003ci\u003eWall Street Journal\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"I'm thankful that this very funny and observant lady is not a cartoonist \" -\u003ci\u003eBil Keane, creator of \"The Family Circus\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Sandi Kahn Shelton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1544071752\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781544071756\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/14\/2017\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 242\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.63lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.51d","brand":"Sandi Kahn Shelton","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44129500659967,"sku":"9781544071756","price":12.24,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_5127fa89-066f-4473-8570-a6e50fa0f49d.jpg?v=1687464252","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/preschool-confidential-sandi-kahn-shelton-9781544071756","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}