{"product_id":"professor-birdsongs-157-dumbest-thieves-leonard-birdsong-9780997957334","title":"Professor Birdsong's 157 Dumbest Thieves","description":"Professor Birdsong is back at it bringing you stories of dumb thieves that creates laugh-out-loud enjoyment. How stupid can thieves be? Please enjoy the following samples. * A man stole a rookie police officer's personal vehicle the night of the officer's Police Academy graduation and went on a buying spree with the victim's credit cards at Taco Bell and Walmart. * A bank robber slipped up, literally, while making his getaway on foot across four lanes of traffic and a restaurant parking lot before slipping on a patch of ice where he was arrested. * Cape Cod is where the so-called \"Obit Bandit\" was accused of breaking into homes while residents attended wakes and funerals. *After a 20-mile car chase one suspect drove onto a dock and straight in to a lake, then got out of the car and tried to swim away before officer's caught him. * One industrious thief cut a hole in a pizzeria roof to raid the cash register, then realized he couldn't get out. He then broke through a wall into a liquor store where he got drunk and passed out. Get your copy of 157 Dumbest Thieves for these and many other stories that will make your sides ache with laughter.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Leonard Birdsong\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0997957336\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780997957334\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Winghurst Publications\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/16\/2019\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 100\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.26lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.99h x 5.00w x 0.24d","brand":"Leonard Birdsong","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":47611027489023,"sku":"9780997957334","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_75296746-34ba-4710-8101-85261d1bb199.jpg?v=1764511218","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/professor-birdsongs-157-dumbest-thieves-leonard-birdsong-9780997957334","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}