{"product_id":"ps-not-if-you-were-j-s-cooper-9798436101972","title":"P.S. Not If You Were The Last Man On Earth","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eTo my tent mate, \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eI am only going to say this once. I am not interested in you. I will not be sharing a sleeping bag with you. I will not be asking you to\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003ekeep me warm with your 'hot body'. Who calls their own body\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003ehot by the way? I will not be doing a belly dance for you in the middle of the night and I definitely won't be making you hot chocolate. You'll be lucky if I even alert you to a bear, so don't push your luck. I'm going to be 100% honest with you. I'm not interested and have no desire to see you again after this trip.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eYours Unsincerely, \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eSusie\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eP.S. Not if you were the last man on earth\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey say that no good deed goes unpunished and they are surely right.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI agreed to go on a camping trip with my best friend and her new boyfriend, Finn, but I never agreed to share a tent with Finn's best friend, Brody.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBrody is a pompous full of himself jock. He thinks he rules the world because he's some hot shot baseball player, but the jokes on him because I don't even watch sports. I just need to get past this weekend without killing him and then I never have to deal with his arrogant ass again.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e J. S. Cooper\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 8436101979\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798436101972\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/20\/2022\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 246\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.54lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.52d\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"J. S. Cooper","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44057679921407,"sku":"9798436101972","price":15.24,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_4a3a071c-28a3-4420-81f3-b0188e4419ca.jpg?v=1685048333","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/ps-not-if-you-were-j-s-cooper-9798436101972","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}