{"product_id":"punching-tom-hanks-kevin-seccia-9780312643744","title":"Punching Tom Hanks: Dropkicking Gorillas and Pummeling Zombified Ex-Presidents---A Guide to Beating Up Anything","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe world around you is a dangerous place. It's teeming with savages, thugs, angry toddlers, and disgruntled clowns. And every one of them is secretly mulling a scenario that ends with them kicking you square in the junk. What do you do if you want to take on The Batman and live to brag about it to your kids? What do you do if a rabid alligator picks a fight with your little sister? What do you do if the beloved star of Forrest Gump tells you to shut the hell up in front of a huge crowd? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eYou read this book. It offers simple, effective instructions for beating up zombies, robots, co-workers--anything. The only limits are your imagination... and your habit of not following through on things, and possibly your uncoordinated, at times comically frail body.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Kevin Seccia\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0312643748\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780312643744\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e St. Martins Press-3PL\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/07\/2011\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 256\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.51lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.32h x 5.53w x 0.69d","brand":"Kevin Seccia","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43981564051711,"sku":"9780312643744","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_c64e9960-9f9d-4a5a-9c74-a20d08515285.jpg?v=1683256306","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/punching-tom-hanks-kevin-seccia-9780312643744","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}