{"product_id":"queer-guide-to-horoscope-hookups-trinity-chisholm-9781096819837","title":"Queer Guide To Horoscope Hookups","description":"I promise that I'm an intelligent educated person who understands that science is real and facts are facts. I am extremely well-read. I believe in evolution. I have a degree from a very reputable college, anassa kata. If your discovery of the fact that I'm totally obsessed with the zodiac changes your opinion of me, so be it. I will try to win you back by posting a picture of myself in boy briefs.All that said, you're allowed to take or leave horoscopes, tarot cards, and other \"mystical\" things that I find fascinating and worth exploring. I know there's a question about it on your OkCupid profile (and don't even pretend like you didn't know that), so I know that at some point in your hook-up seeking lives, most queers have to confront the question of whether or not you \"believe in it, don't believe in it, or find it fun to think about\". And weirdly enough, I know that most queers seem to be super into things like the horoscope and the otherwise \"esoteric.\" Is it because we all went through a The Craft phase? Is it that whole thing where lesbianism equals witchcraft? Whatever it is, it's working.I've been studying the zodiac until I felt that it wasn't highway robbery to charge people for star charts. I'm always flipping through my three decks of tarot cards. I find all the results equal parts fun and fascinating.For those of you who want a little guidance in your queer bedrooms, you might find your horoscope can be of aid. \"What's your sign?\" is a totally valid pick-up line, and don't let anybody tell you otherwise. For this guide, I've chosen to deal with sun signs only, as the multitude of combinations involved with moon signs and ascendants and planets is an intense commitment, to say the least. If you're genuinely interested in your complex compatibility with someone else, think about getting a star chart done, as it will tell you multitudes more than sun sign alone.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Trinity Chisholm\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 109681983X\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781096819837\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/04\/2019\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 72\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.26lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.17d","brand":"Trinity Chisholm","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":46334436475135,"sku":"9781096819837","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_4dd59cef-b973-44dc-ae5b-9f1c1bcba9fe.jpg?v=1731466828","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/queer-guide-to-horoscope-hookups-trinity-chisholm-9781096819837","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}