{"product_id":"questing-aint-easy-dustin-gross-9798316344444","title":"Questing Ain't Easy","description":"\u003cb\u003eThe prophecy was drunk. The hero was pooping. The fate of the world? Very much in question.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eKevin of No Particular Skills never asked to be the Chosen One. He just wanted to tend his cabbages and use the outhouse in peace. But when a flaming prophet crashes into his field screaming about world-ending darkness, Kevin is thrust into a quest he never wanted-with a magical talking sword named Wendy (who really wants to cuddle), a rage-prone princess with trust issues, a washed-up alcoholic knight, and a goblin going through a motivational cult phase. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eTogether, this chaotic band of misfits is Eldoria's last hope. Probably. Maybe. Okay, not really-but the prophecy insists. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIf you like found family, sword-swinging disaster adventurers, sentient emotional support weapons, and saving the world by accident, you'll love this laugh-out-loud fantasy romp. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eStart the most ridiculous quest ever. Before someone else gets stabbed. Again.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Dustin Gross\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798316344444\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/01\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 152\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.35lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.33d","brand":"Dustin Gross","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48851198968063,"sku":"9798316344444","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/questing-aint-easy-dustin-gross-9798316344444","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}