{"product_id":"rampant-damsels-michael-h-kelly-9781453861646","title":"Rampant Damsels","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWelcome to the Rampant Damsel Tavern...\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe walls are spotless.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe curtains are freshly washed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe flowers are beautifully arranged.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe beer is excellent.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe clientele are heavily armed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen travelling gnome and lingerie merchant \u003cb\u003eFreegle Macsnooks\u003c\/b\u003e arrives in the notorious city of Lurke looking for a warm bed and an easy night's trade, he stumbles into the only respectable tavern in town. At least, it \u003ci\u003elooks\u003c\/i\u003e respectable.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBehind its immaculate pink walls lurk seductive barmaids, eccentric landladies, drunken philosophers, incompetent wizards, overconfident adventurers, improbable monsters and enough mayhem to keep an insurance company in permanent bankruptcy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs impossible quests collide with outrageous misunderstandings, Freegle finds himself swept into an escalating series of disasters where survival depends upon equal measures of courage, luck... and knowing when to duck.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOriginally published in 2009, \u003cb\u003eRampant Damsels\u003c\/b\u003e is a riotous fantasy comedy overflowing with outrageous characters, sparkling dialogue, innuendo, absurd situations and affectionate satire of classic sword-and-sorcery adventures and tabletop roleplaying games.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePlease note: \u003c\/b\u003e this novel contains frequent bawdy humour, sexual innuendo, strong comic language and adult comedy throughout. While the content is humorous rather than explicit, it is intended for mature readers who enjoy irreverent fantasy in the tradition of classic British comic farce.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePull up a chair. Order an ale. Try not to start a bar fight.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Michael H. Kelly\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1453861645\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781453861646\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/09\/2010\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 324\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.87lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.81d","brand":"Michael H. Kelly","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49162541727999,"sku":"9781453861646","price":15.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/rampant-damsels-michael-h-kelly-9781453861646","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}