{"product_id":"red-flagged-patrick-ryan-9798301745904","title":"Red Flagged: A Short Story Collection","description":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome to \u003ci\u003eRed Flagged, \u003c\/i\u003e a reading experience crafted especially for the most private room in the house. Inspired by the \u003ci\u003eSeinfeld\u003c\/i\u003e episode where a book was \"\u003cb\u003ered flagged\u003c\/b\u003e\" after an illicit trip to a bookstore bathroom, this collection embraces that journey-with style.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInside, you'll find 32 short stories offering a bit of everything: laugh-out-loud comedy, heartwarming drama, and spine-tingling horror. Each story is designed to be the perfect length for your stay, averaging nine to ten minutes. So whether you're in the mood for a chuckle, a cry, or even a scream, \u003ci\u003eRed Flagged\u003c\/i\u003e has something to keep you captivated right where you're seated.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen you've finished the book, remember: as with any bathroom read, it may have crossed into the \"red flagged\" zone. As a courtesy to future readers, dispose of it properly and consider picking up a fresh copy to keep things sanitary.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo go ahead-take a seat, dive into the stories, and let \u003ci\u003eRed Flagged\u003c\/i\u003e be your trusty bathroom companion that will see you through.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Patrick Ryan\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798301745904\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 11\/29\/2024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 234\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.70lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.49d","brand":"Patrick Ryan","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":47965914562815,"sku":"9798301745904","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_3eb36ee2-e77b-4410-93f5-8900fa08e806.jpg?v=1767285685","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/red-flagged-patrick-ryan-9798301745904","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}