{"product_id":"retired-moved-to-florida-tom-dryden-9798988508830","title":"Retired \u0026 Moved to Florida: Old Age \u0026 Other Absurdities","description":"\u003cp\u003eAfter retiring from a 35-year career in advertising, Tom Dryden discovered a new calling - documenting the hilarious, baffling, and sometimes maddening realities of aging, modern life, and residing in a state dubbed \"God's Waiting Room.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eRetired \u0026amp; Moved to Florida\u003c\/i\u003e is a laugh-out-loud collection of stories about absurd diner conversations... the horrors of serving on an HOA board...battles with iguanas and the IRS...and obtaining a questionable medical marijuana prescription. Dryden writes about stupid TV commercials, the reason an ER nurse needed to confirm if his genitals were \"original,\" a white Ford Granada with a vinyl roof, and the best friends a retired guy can have - his dogs.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eServed up with wit, wisdom, and a generous dollop of crankiness, this book is a must-read for fellow oldsters-or anyone who hopes to be one someday.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Tom Dryden\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798988508830\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Old Wagon Books\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/20\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 228\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.59lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.52d","brand":"Tom Dryden","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":47965415801087,"sku":"9798988508830","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_d540c9ff-1efd-41a3-8ae2-967571c5d642.jpg?v=1767280431","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/retired-moved-to-florida-tom-dryden-9798988508830","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}