{"product_id":"rewrite-the-dead-jon-smith-9781916970205","title":"Rewrite the Dead: A Vampire Comedy","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBurned. Bitter. Beyond repair.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eVincent Lupo is not a hero. He's a jaded vampire who'd rather drink in peace than tangle with politics. Unfortunately, vampire society is crumbling-history is being rewritten, revenants are marching on London's streets, and both aristocrats and influencers insist Vincent is the mastermind holding it all together.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe isn't. He's just exhausted. And sarcastic. And increasingly, painfully undead.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow he, Ren, and Mrs Barley must sabotage the rewriting system before it erases them all. But every page turned makes Vincent more vampire than man: garlic burns, daylight sears, and the future looms with fangs bared.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTo stop the masquerade of the dead, Vincent will have to embrace what he is-monster, misfit, reluctant saviour-and hope his accidental brilliance holds out one last time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause in the end, legends don't get to choose their story. But they do get to choose the punchline.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA darkly funny, genre-bending finale about legacy, found family, and the chaos of unfinished stories.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Jon Smith\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1916970206\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781916970205\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Balkon Media\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/01\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 260\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.78lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.59d","brand":"Jon Smith","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48874504225023,"sku":"9781916970205","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/rewrite-the-dead-jon-smith-9781916970205","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}