{"product_id":"rob-ocop-t-k-sands-9781540320490","title":"Rob O'Cop: The barely finished book of the play of the film ROBOCOP.","description":"Police Officer Rob's day goes from bad to worse when he is mildly injured in the line of duty, and transformed into the part man, part machine Supercop Rob O'Cop, in this misguided tour de force of lazily written nonsense. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \"Magnificent; I turned each page with trepidation and dread, yet somehow couldn't stop laughing at the inanity of it all. The pain quickly became unbearable.\" \u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003eA PASSERBY. IT WAS HIS TIME\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cb\u003eROLLING STONE MAGAZINE SAYS: \u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \"What? Stop calling me.\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cb\u003eVANITY FAIR SAYS: \u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \"What's with all the spelling mistakes? And why does it smell of fish?\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cb\u003eTHE AUTHORS SAY: \u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \"If you liked the original, you'll hate this. If you didn't like the original, you'll hate this more. If you like the smell of fish, you've come to the right place, my friend.\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Nominated for retroactive inclusion in the Nuremberg trials. Soon to be a major motion picture, if we can get the budget; otherwise, a colouring book for ages 3 and over.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e T. K. Sands, A. D. Sands\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1540320499\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781540320490\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 11\/27\/2016\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 130\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.33lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.99h x 5.00w x 0.31d","brand":"T. K. Sands","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44067333308671,"sku":"9781540320490","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_ed949b9c-dcfd-4f57-9fbe-64437bd71fea.jpg?v=1685412601","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/rob-ocop-t-k-sands-9781540320490","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}