{"product_id":"rubbed-the-wrong-way-aurealia-nelson-9798896866480","title":"Rubbed the Wrong Way: Don't Rub the Lamp! (Seriously, Don't.)","description":"\u003cp\u003eAzrael, a genie with a chronic case of the Mondays and magic as reliable as a three-legged stool on a trampoline, is having a day that could only be described as a comedic apocalypse.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe's trapped in a series of increasingly bizarre predicaments, from a shrinking teacup to a reality TV cooking show.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe faces a barrage of clueless humans, including a teenager who wants a pony, a clueless magician who can't conjure a decent spell, and a self-help guru whose positive affirmations have disastrously negative effects.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd let's not forget the pigeons. Philosophical pigeons with a penchant for gourmet cheese and existentialist debates.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAzrael's journey is a hilarious rollercoaster of magical mishaps, absurd encounters, and surprisingly relatable exasperation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you enjoy a healthy dose of chaos, quirky humor, and a genie who might just consider a career change (perhaps as a comedian?), then this book is for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Aurealia Nelson\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798896866480\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Staten House\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/05\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 128\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.40lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.27d","brand":"Aurealia Nelson","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49169350459647,"sku":"9798896866480","price":12.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/rubbed-the-wrong-way-aurealia-nelson-9798896866480","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}