{"product_id":"rude-bitches-make-me-tired-celia-rivenbark-9781250029232","title":"Rude Bitches Make Me Tired: Slightly Profane and Entirely Logical Answers to Modern Etiquette Dilemmas","description":"\u003cp\u003eIn this always sensible and mildly profane etiquette manual for the modern age Celia Rivenbark addresses real-life quandaries ranging from how to deal with braggy playground moms to wondering if you can have sex in your aunt's bed on vacation to correctly grieving the dearly departed (hint: it doesn't include tattoos or truck decals). \u003ci\u003eRude Bitches Make Me Tired \u003c\/i\u003ewill provide answers to all your mannerly questions as Celia discusses the social conundrums of our day and age, including: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003eNavigating the agonies of check splitting (\"Who had the gorgonzola crumbles and should we really care?\")The baffling aspects of airline travel (such as \"Recline Monster\" and other animals)The art of the visit (always leave them wanting more . . . much more)Gym and locker etiquette (hint: no one wants to talk to you while you're buck naked)Office manners (\"Loud talkers, cake hawkers, and Britney Sue's unfortunate cyst\")And much more!\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGood manners have never been so wickedly funny!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Celia Rivenbark\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1250029236\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781250029232\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e St. Martin's Griffin\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/22\/2013\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 272\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.52lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.20h x 5.60w x 0.70d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eReview Citation(s): \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003ePublishers Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e 08\/12\/2013\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eKirkus Reviews\u003c\/i\u003e 10\/01\/2013","brand":"Celia Rivenbark","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44131063824639,"sku":"9781250029232","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_dfba1c49-e1b2-4990-9af1-d8e4b0086835.jpg?v=1687472794","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/rude-bitches-make-me-tired-celia-rivenbark-9781250029232","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}