{"product_id":"santa-must-die-jason-underwood-9798277778722","title":"Santa must Die: A Criminal Carol","description":"Christmas wasn't ruined. It was exposed. When a crew of damaged holiday mascots stumbles into Santa Claus's real operation, they learn the truth fast: the North Pole is just another syndicate, and Santa protects his empire with money, violence, and myth.\u003cbr\u003eWhat begins as a bad score turns into open war. Bodies fall-loyalty fractures. Jokes get darker. And the solution becomes unavoidable. Santa has to die. This is a brutal, no filter crime novel packed with satire, rotten humor, and antiheroes who cope through bad decisions and worse punchlines. Holiday folklore is stripped down and beaten bloody, replaced with a criminal underworld that runs on fear, leverage, and denial.\u003cbr\u003eThers no redemyion. Thers no saftey net. Thers only escalation\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Jason Underwood\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798277778722\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/07\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 96\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.31lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.20d","brand":"Jason Underwood","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49171162202367,"sku":"9798277778722","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/santa-must-die-jason-underwood-9798277778722","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}