{"product_id":"santa-of-the-dead-vaughn-ashby-9798480271713","title":"Santa of the Dead","description":"Santa fighting Zombies... I mean do I really need to write more?\u003cp\u003eFine... then hold on to the nearest \u003cb\u003ehard reindeer cock\u003c\/b\u003e, things are about to get red jolly suit tinselly \u003cb\u003eweird\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOn a routine Christmas eve, after a fight with the new Mrs. Claus, who I'm obligated to point out has a great rack... \u003ci\u003eboobs I mean not reindeer\u003c\/i\u003e, Santa finds himself drunk, cranky, and living in his past... did I mention he's cranky? And \u003cb\u003egrumpy as shit\u003c\/b\u003e, and preloaded will the latest \u003cb\u003eChristmas profanities\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAfter a poor start to his only real day working all year, Santa against his analytic department's best-laid plans, overrides the sleighs autopilot and makes a pit stop at \u003cb\u003ethe only house whose cookies he's ever loved\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA poor landing and \u003cb\u003eironman-like\u003c\/b\u003e entrance into the house later, Santa stumbles into something he had no desire to be part of... at least that he knows of. See \u003cb\u003eSanta isn't who you think he is\u003c\/b\u003e... not that he really knows either. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eDid I mention the thing he stumbles drunkenly into was zombies? Because it is. \u003cb\u003eZombies on Christmas eve... Santa Claus fighting fucking zombies. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis surprisingly emotional and frightening vulgar novella will be on the top of every \u003cb\u003eZombie\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eChristmas\u003c\/b\u003e loving readers list. Snuggled deep in the \u003cb\u003eAurora Wasteland\u003c\/b\u003e, Vaughn Ashby's literary universe, this is a stand alone novella that fits into the larger narrative.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Vaughn Ashby\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 848027171X\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798480271713\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 09\/19\/2021\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 100\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.27lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.25w x 0.24d","brand":"Vaughn Ashby","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":45064775762175,"sku":"9798480271713","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_aa044f66-56c3-4d05-af30-f30236c188f6.jpg?v=1712124981","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/santa-of-the-dead-vaughn-ashby-9798480271713","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}