{"product_id":"santas-wild-week-melissa-smith-9798292433699","title":"Santa's Wild Week: A Funny Innuendo Christmas Book for Adults Secret Santa Gifts, White Elephant Gift, Christmas Parties","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSanta's Wild Week\u003c\/b\u003e - \u003ci\u003eA Naughty Rhyming Holiday Adventure for Adults Only!\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eForget the milk and cookies... Santa's after something a little spicier this year.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn this hilariously naughty, innuendo-filled tale, the week before Christmas takes a \u003ci\u003ewild\u003c\/i\u003e turn. While the rest of the North Pole prepares for the big night, Santa is busy \"delivering joy\" to some very lucky companions, including a sultry Mrs Claus, a mischief-making elf, a couple of curious reindeer, and even a snowman who likes things \u003ci\u003ehot and steamy\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTold in cheeky, rhyming verse, \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eSanta's Wild Week\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e is the perfect blend of festive fun and grown-up giggles. Packed with playful puns, seasonal sass, and suggestive sleigh rides, this adult holiday book is ideal for anyone with a naughty sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're stuffing stockings or spicing up Secret Santa, this is the book that'll have everyone laughing under the mistletoe. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMay cause blushing, belly laughs, and an overwhelming desire to jingle someone's bells.\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarning: \u003c\/b\u003e Not suitable for children. Or serious people.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Melissa Smith\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798292433699\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/14\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 36\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.24lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 8.50w x 0.09d","brand":"Melissa Smith","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49169775395071,"sku":"9798292433699","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/santas-wild-week-melissa-smith-9798292433699","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}