{"product_id":"sarah-killian-mark-sheldon-9781945175503","title":"Sarah Killian: Serial Killer (For Hire!)","description":"\u003cp\u003eBook 1 in a trilogy of dark humor novels, this hilarious series follows the bloody journey of Sarah Killian, a strong female...serial killer for hire.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm Sarah Killian, and I am a foul-mouthed, mean-spirited, text-book loner. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOh, and I'm a Professional Serial Killer, forced to work for T.H.E.M. (Trusted Hierarchy of Everyday Murderers), a secret organization of murderers for hire. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy comfortable lifestyle is uprooted when I'm forced to take on an apprentice, Bethany-a bubbly, perky, blonde with a severe case of verbal-vomit. In short, Bethany is everything I am not.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI hope I'm able to adjust and work with my new apprentice. If I murder the buxom bimbo, I'll break my contract with T.H.E.M. and put a huge target on my head. Right now, I'm still leaning toward the murder thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProudly brought to you by\u003cstrong\u003e Crystal Lake Publishing - Tales from the Darkest Depths\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Mark Sheldon\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1945175508\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781945175503\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Crystal Lake Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/14\/2016\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 216\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.47lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.81h x 5.06w x 0.46d","brand":"Mark Sheldon","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43989573402879,"sku":"9781945175503","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_becec571-f2f1-42e6-99d3-30c5d8616601.jpg?v=1683300282","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/sarah-killian-mark-sheldon-9781945175503","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}