{"product_id":"sarcasm-is-a-dragons-best-stephanie-collins-9798896493235","title":"Sarcasm Is a Dragon's Best Friend","description":"\u003cp\u003eGemini, a young Ginger dragon, is the odd one out in his family. He's given rules to follow that don't apply to his siblings, and, when he breaks a rule, his mother punishes him. He fights back in defense, nearly killing her. His father exiles him from the nest, forcing him to fend for himself for the first time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot long after leaving the nest, Gemini crosses a witch, is cursed to live as a human, and in his wandering gets enslaved by guards from a kingdom notorious for their cruelty toward males.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThree years later, their queen, irritated by him, sells him to a neighboring kingdom where he's trapped in a different form of service: kinghood. With enemies everywhere, all Gemini wants is to break his curse and regain his scales.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis fantasy story mixes modern and medieval situations and locations, told by Gemini himself and by some of the other dragons and humans in his life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is just the beginning of Gemini's tale.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStephanie Collins has an endless fascination with dragons, unicorns, and other mythical creatures. She self-published her first book while on deployment with the army, fulfilling a dream she's had since discovering Stephen King's books as a teenager. Other than writing, she enjoys video games, reading, collecting, and dozens of other hobbies. She lives in Maine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Stephanie Collins\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798896493235\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Dorrance Publishing Co.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/23\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 846\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 2.44lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 1.68d","brand":"Stephanie Collins","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48154285965567,"sku":"9798896493235","price":43.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_2467aa7c-ecbc-4f80-8bf8-c7872b8ffd02.jpg?v=1770789141","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/sarcasm-is-a-dragons-best-stephanie-collins-9798896493235","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}