{"product_id":"satyr-wars-becca-bates-9781625220806","title":"Satyr Wars: A Naiad Hope","description":"A long time from now in a dimension far, far away... When Enya's brother Jack is kidnapped, the young naiad and a ramshackle team of rescuers find themselves on the run from zombie elves and are soon forced to confront the dreaded Black Matron of Death. With the help of a cowardly vampire, an elf prince, a band of rebels, and a magic lamp, Enya will stop at nothing to defeat the Black Matron and bring Jack home. Early Reviews \"There is nothing more savory than a book I can really sink my teeth into. Satyr Wars has just the right mix of satire, humor and delicious Star Wars parody. Take a bite and see for yourself.\" Dracula, 4.5 Stars \"Oh, I must say, if you love Star Wars and you love high fantasy as I do, as all good little creatures do, [Satyr Wars: Episode IV - A Naiad Hope] is a great way to enjoy both at precisely the same time ... A terrific read from beginning to end.\" Mr. Tumnus, 5 Stars \"I stole a copy of this book from an annoying and pesky little fawn. It wasn't bad. But I have to say that I am far more evil than that matron person. You should visit me instead. I have Turkish Delight...\" - Jadis*, 1-Star (and that was a stretch.) *The publisher initially did not want to post the last review, however the decision not to be turned into stone overshadowed our better marketing efforts.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Becca Bates\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1625220804\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781625220806\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Indie Artist Press\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/22\/2016\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 166\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.41lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.99h x 5.00w x 0.38d","brand":"Becca Bates","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48850378981631,"sku":"9781625220806","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/satyr-wars-becca-bates-9781625220806","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}