{"product_id":"savannah-said-savannah-kimble-9798240936210","title":"Savannah Said: The Things That Flew Out of My Mouth During 30 Years in Manufacturing","description":"\u003cp\u003eEver feel like your workplace is a well-oiled train wreck? Welcome to the club.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor thirty years, Principal Quality Assurance Analyst Savannah Kimble survived the wild, white-knuckle ride of the American manufacturing floor. In an environment where things are constantly changing but rarely improving, she managed to keep her sanity the only way she knew how: with unfiltered, spontaneous, and razor-sharp allegorical sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSavannah Said is a laugh-out-loud, daily devotional of wit for anyone who has ever had to punch a clock, answer to a meathead manager, or juggle running chainsaws at work.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePacked with 365 days of hilarious, cynical, and profoundly true workplace insights, this book turns real blue-collar struggle into brilliant allegorical comedy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInside this 365-day guide to workplace survival, you will discover gems like: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Resource Trap: \u003c\/strong\u003e \"You don't get pomegranates from a lemon tree... you get lemons. If you don't want lemons, stop going to the lemon tree.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Corporate Pivot: \u003c\/strong\u003e \"That's like switching a rook for a bishop; you still have the same moves, just in a different direction.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Reality Check: \u003c\/strong\u003e \"We want to be lean... but not so lean that our pants fall down.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Firefighter Dilemma: \u003c\/strong\u003e \"When the house stops burning down... then we can mop the floors.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom navigating corporate heretics and data squirrels to overcoming the absolute terror of public speaking, Savannah delivers an incredibly honest and empowering blueprint for finding your true voice. Whether you are a shop floor machinist, a quality manager, or just someone trying to survive the daily 9-to-5 grind, these daily doses of audacious wisdom will help you look at your career with fresh eyes-and a smirk.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStop running in circles until you cram your nose into your own caboose. Grab your copy of Savannah Said today and learn to vanquish the workplace darkness with a little bit of shine and a whole lot of shazam!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Savannah Kimble\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798240936210\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Meridian Book Publishers\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/03\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 378\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.88lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 1.19d","brand":"Savannah Kimble","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":48852972536063,"sku":"9798240936210","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/savannah-said-savannah-kimble-9798240936210","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}