{"product_id":"second-dinner-other-lies-chit-little-9798245484518","title":"Second Dinner \u0026 Other Lies: What Cats Really Think About Their Owners and Dogs","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eYour cat loves you.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e(This is a lie. But it's a very cute lie.)\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the unfiltered inner monologue of the household's real boss: \u003cb\u003ethe cat\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn \u003cb\u003eSecond Dinner \u0026amp; Other Lies\u003c\/b\u003e, you'll get fast, laugh-out-loud mini-chapters revealing what cats \u003ci\u003eactually\u003c\/i\u003e think about: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eHumans who believe \"one meal\" is a complete plan\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eDogs who wag like they're being paid per swing\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe sacred lap contract (you may not move)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eDoorbells, vacuums, and other daily betrayals\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe nightly 3AM sprint (there is always a reason)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eSharp, petty, oddly wise, and painfully relatable-this is the perfect \"just one more chapter\" read for cat people, dog people, and anyone who suspects they're being emotionally manipulated by a furry roommate.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarning: \u003c\/b\u003e You may start apologizing to your cat after reading.\u003cbr\u003eYour cat will accept your apology.\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e(Also a lie.)\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Chit Little\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798245484518\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/25\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 100\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.29lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.26d","brand":"Chit Little","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49171991265535,"sku":"9798245484518","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/second-dinner-other-lies-chit-little-9798245484518","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}