{"product_id":"shattered-fairy-tales-sarina-dorie-9798652031688","title":"Shattered Fairy Tales: Fractured Fairy Tales with Dragons, Princesses, and Witches","description":"Fractured fairy tales and humorous urban fantasy  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e Escape into lighthearted fantasy with this laugh out loud collection of short stories. These stories take the fairy tale tropes of princesses, dragons, and witches and turns them on their head. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e  These stories include:  \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e Princesses Do Not Breathe Fire\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e What's a princess to do when she inconveniently has 'green eczema, ' breathes fire, eats annoying court jesters, and behaves in an 'unprincessly' manner? To solve these woes, this princess goes on a quest to cure her dragon nature. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eTooth Fairy Experiments \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhat does science homework look like for a troll child? Instead of dissecting frogs and mice, troll dissect fairies-or they are supposed to anyway. This troll child has other ideas. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e Greener on the Other Side \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ePrince Charming knows he is meant to be a human prince, not a frog. Only if he can outsmart a witch and her vicious cat will he be able to use the witch's spell book to turn himself into the hero he knows he is meant to me. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e The Savior of Dragondom \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAn overlooked dragon is outshined by the supposedly heroic dragon rider who has let his celebrity status go to his head. The dragon would prefer to eat her rider, but she desperately needs him to fulfill a prophecy to save her people. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e The Problem with Princesses \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eA dragon with a knight fetish sets out on a quest to eat a ball full of princesses to offset the princess surplus in the land, only to change her mind halfway through her adventure. Find out what this dragon does with the princess she meets. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e Five Tips to Slay a Unicorn \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eUnicorns are plaguing the land. Learn these tips to put a stop to the great horned ones br\u0026gt;\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e Fifty Scales of Grey \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eA dragon's knight fetish causes her some serious problems, especially when her intended love interests would rather slay her than kiss her. Find out what happens when a princess comes to her rescue. (Though this is a parody of \u003ci\u003eFifty Shades of Grey, \u003c\/i\u003e there is no sex or R-rated language in the story-only laugh out loud humor.) \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003ePatchwork Selkie \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eA selkie without her sealskin, not content to suffer the same fate as others of her kind, finds a way to solve her problem. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eThese are sweet and empowering stories about self-acceptance, taking place in the same world as the \u003ci\u003eChronicles of Forget-Me-Not Forest Series. \u003c\/i\u003e Similar in humor to \u003ci\u003eShrek\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eDisenchanted, \u003c\/i\u003e these tales are sure to delight  \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eTransport yourself into these fairy tales with twists.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Sarina Dorie\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 8652031681\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798652031688\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/21\/2020\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 102\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.35lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.02h x 5.98w x 0.24d","brand":"Sarina Dorie","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44213314584831,"sku":"9798652031688","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_4e85f47c-bfa1-49ff-a7a3-0dabbd39b5d2.jpg?v=1692113179","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/shattered-fairy-tales-sarina-dorie-9798652031688","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}