{"product_id":"shelldred-the-rat-express-zevran-barzahd-9798312131963","title":"Shelldred \u0026 The Rat Express","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eShelldred the Time-Traveler's Guide to Totally Not Ruining History (Probably)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeet Shelldred-a bedazzled, genius (self-proclaimed), time-hopping turtle with a talent for making reality his personal playground. Armed with questionable inventions and an even more questionable moral compass, Shelldred roams the timelines in search of wealth, glory, and the occasional well-aged cheese.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis time, his latest \u003ci\u003etotally intentional\u003c\/i\u003e time-travel maneuver drops him smack-dab in the middle of medieval Europe-a land of questionable hygiene, bad economic decisions, and, oh yeah, \u003ci\u003erats\u003c\/i\u003e. Lots of them. But where others see a rodent-infested nightmare, Shelldred sees an opportunity. Why let a few scurrying disease-loaves go to waste when they could be... \u003ci\u003eprofitable\u003c\/i\u003e?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEnter \u003cb\u003eRat Express\u003c\/b\u003e-the world's first (and possibly last) rodent-powered postal service! No horses, no wages, no problem. It's fast, it's efficient, and it's \u003ci\u003edefinitely\u003c\/i\u003e going to make him rich. The medieval masses are eating it up, and for a brief, shining moment, Shelldred is on top of the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat could possibly go wrong?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e(Well... Chase, his eternally unimpressed snail sidekick, has \u003ci\u003eseveral\u003c\/i\u003e answers to that question. And history might have a few more.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDarkly hilarious, chaotically absurd, and packed with enough historical \u003ci\u003ewhoopsies\u003c\/i\u003e to make a historian weep, this time-traveling escapade is perfect for fans of irreverent humor, multiversal mayhem, and deeply flawed geniuses with just enough luck to be dangerous.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStep into Shelldred's shell-just don't expect history to survive unscathed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Zevran Barzahd\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798312131963\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 02\/25\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 42\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.15lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.10d","brand":"Zevran Barzahd","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48851151782143,"sku":"9798312131963","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/shelldred-the-rat-express-zevran-barzahd-9798312131963","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}