{"product_id":"sht-i-wish-someone-had-alicia-antonio-9798606496389","title":"Sh*t I Wish Someone Had Told Me When I Was A Teenager","description":"Everybody poops. It's still funny.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis success handbook for teens comes from a sage 30-something who has managed to not eff up her own life (too much).\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWritten in her trademark style - biting truth with a hint of dry Aussie wit, Alicia Antonio hails from everybody's favorite microgeneration; Xennials.\u003cbr\u003e The last generation to experience an analog childhood and the first to grow up digital - Alicia has certainly had a weird and wonderful journey to adulting. \u003cbr\u003eDespite being told by a teacher that she had \u003ci\u003e\"strayed so far off the path, she'd never make it back\"\u003c\/i\u003e Alicia still got to play a vampire on True Blood. Proof that you should always just grab the closest chainsaw and forge your own path through the woods as loudly and obnoxiously as possible.\u003cbr\u003eFeaturing timeless advice, such as: \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eStuff is totally unimportant. It's nice. But it's stuff.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eand\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eThink about this - one day, you'll have to go a lounge bar at The Golden Nugget in Vegas to hear Justin Bieber sing his classics.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis book is actually relatable, reliable life tips from someone who made it out of adolescence (mostly) unscathed, wrapped up in a bunch of approachable satire the whole family will love!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Alicia Antonio\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798606496389\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/30\/2020\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 102\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.32lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.21d","brand":"Alicia Antonio","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48851686031615,"sku":"9798606496389","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/sht-i-wish-someone-had-alicia-antonio-9798606496389","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}