{"product_id":"shut-up-karen-cora-preston-9798284838969","title":"Shut Up, Karen!: My Guide to Shutting Down Unsolicited Menopause Advice","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE MILD MELTDOWN MANUAL\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA Survival Guide for Women Who Are Too Hot, Too Tired, and Too Done to Pretend Anymore\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMENOPAUSE: THE HOT MESS EXPRESS WITH NO BRAKES, NO MAP, AND DEFINITELY NO REFUNDS.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWelcome to the phase of life where your body stops whispering and starts shouting, with night sweats, surprise rage, and a memory that works about as well as a dial-up modem in a thunderstorm.This is not a peaceful wellness retreat.\u003cbr\u003eThis is a tactical guide to hormonal war, written by a woman currently stuck in the middle of it, armed with nothing but sarcasm, dry shampoo, and a fan big enough to power a wind farm.Inside you'll find: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReal-life survival tactics (including when to ghost people who say \"have you tried yoga?\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eZero-BS explanations for what's happening to your body and brain\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCathartic humor that makes you feel less alone and slightly more sane\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnd absolute permission to feel what you feel, say what you mean, and set things on fire (metaphorically... mostly)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnd the ultimate reminder: you're not crazy, they just don't get it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003eThis is for the queens, the chaos commanders, the mood-swinging warriors who refuse to go quietly.\u003cbr\u003eBecause menopause isn't a phase. It's a \u003ci\u003erevolution\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003cbr\u003eYou're not losing it. You're becoming something stronger. Wilder. Unapologetically unfiltered.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis is your messy, magnificent metamorphosis.\u003c\/b\u003e And no, you don't owe anyone an explanation.\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Cora Preston\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798284838969\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/10\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 172\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.52lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.37d","brand":"Cora Preston","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48154098073855,"sku":"9798284838969","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_a5587033-c40f-4d8f-9477-c9ffcb94b527.jpg?v=1770787875","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/shut-up-karen-cora-preston-9798284838969","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}