{"product_id":"sibbys-spawn-e-slate-9781955098502","title":"Sibby's Spawn","description":"\u003cp\u003eMom Blog Entries: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEntry #23\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWent to the store because I ran out of diapers... Me. I ran out of diapers. Not my children. ME.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEntry #38\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis morning I bit Aidan's hand like a rabid dog. Father of my children or not, he went for my last piece of dark chocolate, which is my only vice now that I have young who suckle from my teats.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEntry #47\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm determined to fit back into my skinny jeans. Option 1: Cut off one of my legs. Option 2: Go to the gym.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is gonna hurt...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e E. Slate\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1955098506\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781955098502\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Tabula Rasa Publishing LLC\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/16\/2020\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 412\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.89lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.92d","brand":"E. Slate","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48241922932991,"sku":"9781955098502","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_1e4b8163-d980-4d94-85bb-ac103069f2ad.jpg?v=1772656589","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/sibbys-spawn-e-slate-9781955098502","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}