{"product_id":"signifying-nothing-c-s-brown-9798990474079","title":"Signifying Nothing: A Tale Told by an Idiot","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWelcome to Slarth, where using magic makes you stupid. Somebody needs to fix that.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe Slarth School for Sublime Studies in Sophisticated Sorcery and Spellcasting has never been normal. A half-human ghost roams the campus. A troll is hopelessly in love. A middle-aged dragon still lives in his mother's basement. Weird is just Tuesday here. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBut something worse than weird is happening: magic itself is draining people's intelligence. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eEnter the last people anyone would trust with saving magic: a school nurse, a boy blessed by an immortal chicken, and some friends they pick up along the way. Their only lead is a talisman that may not even exist - and someone is willing to burn the school down to make sure they never find it. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIf you love Terry Pratchett's absurdist wit, Douglas Adams's cosmic nonsense, and the deeply held belief that the least qualified person in the room is always the one who gets the job - welcome home. You're going to fit right in at SSSSSSS.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e C. S. Brown\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798990474079\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e C S Brown\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/01\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 318\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.81lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.71d","brand":"C. S. Brown","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48997749555455,"sku":"9798990474079","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/signifying-nothing-c-s-brown-9798990474079","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}