{"product_id":"singles-dance-near-me-christopher-bryant-brown-9798502812757","title":"Singles Dance Near Me: B \u0026 W","description":"\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eSingles Dance Near Me\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e (Originally entitled\u003ci\u003e Those Who Seek No One)\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"... reads like a crazy play that is even more deranged than Bob's Office Party. With a reckless queue line of too-single people that often hilariously understates the obvious, Chris Brown has proven that he is a master of the parody\/romance genre. If there is such a genre.\"\u003cbr\u003e -Scott Rubin, former editor of National Lampoon\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA combustible parade of frustrated single people that demonstrates post-COVID, anarchy romance at it's most hilarious!\u003cbr\u003eIt's the dating world after the pandemic.\u003cbr\u003eMarried couples in isolation too long.\u003cbr\u003eFinally, a collective release of relationship frustration that explodes as cathartic rage which ends in separation, divorce, and appalling new variants of domestic crimes. Anything left of self-disciplinary concepts such as \"own your behavior,\" or \"take a deep breath\" are replaced with the impulsivity of venting any-way-you-can, becoming a pesky troll terrorist, or flaming exes with shorthanded texts that fly from the amygdala in the brain to your fingertips before a second thought occurs. There's no \"structured time for necessary communication\"-only the silent treatment, sleeping on the couch, and any other self-destructive, avoidant behaviors that occur during that intoxicating hike down the Path of Least Resistance.\u003cbr\u003eTotal madness.\u003cbr\u003eBUT THAT'S WHERE THE FUN BEGINS!\u003cbr\u003eBecause a long-running weekly singles dance has reopened!\u003cbr\u003eAn event with 40-odd characters who reemerge crazier than ever, and who form a ludicrous levity that is the antidote to the proponents of serious dating advice.\u003cbr\u003eEnter Rachel aka Raitch Cavendish. 30-ish. Strawberry blonde. Attractive. She and her friend Tedeesha become fascinated with the dance, and attend every week. One day Raitch meets a handsome stranger. They clash frequently, forging a bizarre rapport with a hostile, sexual charisma.\u003cbr\u003eSoulmates at last?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Christopher Bryant Brown\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798502812757\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/01\/2021\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 260\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.78lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.02h x 5.98w x 0.55d","brand":"Christopher Bryant Brown","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48851548635391,"sku":"9798502812757","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/singles-dance-near-me-christopher-bryant-brown-9798502812757","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}